Popping a Topper ...!!!!!!!!!

Indeed dister than thee mayor of dist ville then Luremania had to popp thee no of show at thee Vassey due to thee sale of luremania ....( weepy weepy crying like Doon when 10 bobb rolls to thee grid ) .

Twas going to popp an owd Jack win of thee stanly clan( aka thee blue diamond and white pearl viagra king of barnsley , some pretty pretty kippers in of deed ) video on thee tv .

Donn thee big big hat to neil of thee Shortlander who popped up like a camanchi on a mission , at last of thee tocks to popp us a slidey of shows. ( cheers and neck of oil mate )

Alas thee wench on thee grill and fill tis iller than a fat man on too too many mrs Goggins lunch tocks specials ..... so dont popp one on thee nosebag lads .....!!( Doons trying to sort but **** me roll thee dice and place thee bets )

Tis radged tis short word but neils popping to thee Vassey Tuesday thee 5th December at thee Conservative club , Thee Vassey ....!!!( aka Hadfield , Glossop, Derbyshire ) .

Show starts at 8.00 be there ........!!!!!!!!