Donn thee big big hat and fine feather to all thee piking pillgrims of thee free of world ( or in of deed twots left of it .....!!!! ) alas thee Vassey crew indeed been quiet but as most are on thee fuuckin run or popping some jail tis no sur of prize ..........!!!

Okay dokay lets popp fair thee word from thee land of thee damned and thee home to thee strange and lame ..( shiit me next twill be making them dance thee flamin of go .........:):):))

Thee meeting of thee pillgrims and thee councill of thee wise at thee stone of leigh twas a topp topp of day , thee men of Vassey town and thee fine men of thee North of Lakes ( top topp men in of deed lest not as dandy nor hand of some :) ) popped thee starters of 10 ..........!!!!Dancing fine twith thee Stella of death , fuuck me tis a nasty drink ........!!!!














In of deed im good , but alas can of not walk on thee water !! nor turn water into thee wine but tip to thee wise can turn neck oil into piisss twith some ease ........!!!!:):)

Now pill of grims lets popp a topper ..!!! Can thee spy Southerers .....?????














Alas neither could we ........!!!hah ha ah

Shiit me blinder than thee Vassey Jew twith thee men in black ( TAX MAN ) a knockin thee doors , thee best of thee blest did drop and popp some beer ( in of deed wish this had some propper fuuckin smiles :):))

Stack twas radged to thee max as i picked a new go go disco inferno dancing viking king ...!!!

Phhhhhhhh indeed i shiit no men that twas a good session on thee popp , Donn of hats to any tiff i dissed nor piissed thee on that fine day

All stacks twere radged to thee max as Mr Gary of thee Knowles clan popped 1 to thee miscreant of crews in October , we had some topp topp names in Vassey but this twas another show to blow ..........!!!! No didgis of this but words fair that Mr Knowles tis now 88 , left donned and dressed a fine .......!!!! he is in of deed in thee clan and words of wise " I WILL BE BACK TO STACK " shiit me biker chicks love thee 88's for twot tis better than a thick coat of lust and indeed a mott of joy ........ Donns fleeces popp thee warmth .......!!! shiit me popp 1 into thee Brick of brack shop.... pantys of no crotch and a homemade rabbit ( tiss a 10 bobb lecki razor twith a golf ball a glued on topp ...........!!!!! ," ronly troo qwid rove rill mrake thee crome rike a grood rone ........!!! ( Mrs K tiss popping them for joy ........:( :( )

I shiit no man thee fish of ings have been hard ..........!!! but tis no word nor whispers on toppers to popp thee nexts and radge thee scales and stack , but we popp thee road and try for in of deed tiff twot if not pre of sent tiss not tagged ...........!!!!

Tipp for thee R.O'S twith some back of bone ..........!!! Tiff thee want a toppp topp talk and indeed i shiit no man twith this tiff thee want a Topp Topp speaker and words of fuuuckin high of venture on thee tides of micky mouse land ( America ) twould popp word to Buzz Buzz as most that popped thee show were radged to thee max .....!!! and goes to show what thee P.A.C can do for tiff thee set thee passion of lose .....!!! thee World tiss thee oyster ...............!!!!














Indeed pillrims get thee mellons tight and thee stacks about to radge ville and back as on thee 3rd Feb were poppin thee one thee only RODDERS to Vassey .....!!!

Word on thee street in of deed thee pillgrims a flock ..!!!! Thee Manchester crew poppin a few in , Wakefild twill be popping thee big big hard hills and Pete Green ( Donn of Hatt ) tiss poppin this one as Rodders done over 50 words off wisdom talks .......!! and tiss popping them down

Twill be another jaw dropper and heart stopper to thee max £6.00 debloons in thee door but we popp thee a topp topp nosebag of thee kill from thee hills bowl of belly fill and indeed a free muffin ........!!! shiit me tis a good free muffin ...........!!! topp topp raffle and a crack that twould shiit a cheap koss of van hooker after 10 of thee holmes .................!!!!!

Vassey tis back pill of grims .........!!!!

Okay dokey pillgrims , thee last show to blow on thee Vassey A- list is here....... , i shiit no man alive it took a full crate of wash and go and thee condition of 1 that i popp Mrs Koshs strighterer up to noddies i got him.......... Ladies and Gents boys and girls thee Vassey crew tis blest to tagg for thee last show of thee calander thee one thee only KEITH FOX aka King of thee Yorkshire Rivers ........!!!!

Thee Fox in of deed claimed never to pop a show to blow for none ........!!!, but fair words and thee Vodoo fuukin magic of death ( dolls twith mullet and spikes change a man face) just popped word hes coming to radge thee box and stack attack .........!!! Shiit me blind i can charm thee thong of mother tereser but have to ex of hume her 1st ....... Jaws dropp and mellons popp at thee totals of kippers that thee Fox has tagged thee whispers on thee wind tell of 5x30s and 200 x 20s all from north off north east .......!!!!! As usuall thee details ... Thee Fox does popp Vassey Town Date : Tuesday 1st April Location : Hollingworth Conservative Club , Hollingworth, Hyde , Cheshire Start of show : Show stopper at 8.00 pm Debloons : £5.00 on thee door , covers thee for full on big shoe buffet of joy .......!!!! Top top raffle to boot twith top prizes and a few trinkets from thee Doons .......

Another Vassey Classic tis topping thee winds....!!!Hide thee Daughters and popp a padlock on thee fridge pillgrims thee Man Beast from thee flat lands tiz a comming .!!!!

Region 88 are indeed proud ( popping thee blades of death .!!! sheep and small dwarfs on thee
blood stone of Sara Gogh ) to welcome Mark Barrett to thee Vassey .!!!!



Mark tis now a word popper im indeed many forms .!!! Not only thee on thee council of thee wise but also a f*x consultant and regular writer to bot P+P and that tother mag .!!!

Thee Man Beast twill be blowing stacks twill a talk on tagging and bagging in thee fens his way , this tiz another show not to miss or diss pillgrims ..

Okay thee talks at :

Hollingworth Con club , 113 Market street , Hollingworth , Hyde, Cheshire SK14 8HY

5th Febuary

Starts 8.00pm

£5.00 debloons on thee door , this includes a topper of a nosebag ( Thee Shoes got a big big pan !!!!!!! )

Mega raffle as well


As always no popper of wisdom leaves thee Vassey twith nowt ....!!!!


Twould be no no cl of ass tif thee dont see thee T of J MATE ....!!!!


Tis booked for a f******* .!!!!

Okay dokey another post from Vassey town , indeed sorry that thee Vassey crew been quiet on thee bloggs ..

First twould like to popp a big big thanks to both John MILFord and Graham Slatter for pushing the go faster peddle amd laying down thee rubber on thee badroads to Vassey Town in thee last few months ...!!!

John's talk on lure fishing twas a class act , Thee MILFS knowlage on tagging on twitchers and gluggers sheddied most mellons . Many thanks to Johnnny boy as twell for comming twith thee MILF , i hope that after dancing and a prancing twith stella thee didnt popp a hangover that twould diss a small german and indeed kill a full grow .........!!!

Lest thee MILF left twell donned and dressed mate ..

Another show to blow twas to follow as thee 88s stacks were radged and scragged by Mr Slatter, aka thee Alan Partidge of piking ( knowing me knowing thee aaahhh haaaaaaa ) , jaws dropped and the eyespyers popped twith fine words to thee wise on tagging big big girls on indeed a vast magnitude of waters from 10 bobb drains to thee vast ex of pancers of big big waters.!!!!

In of deed many many thanks from thee loons and toones from Region 88 ........!!!

We managed to popp thee widow popping and whellie topping "Buzz Buzz " back back owt of the house of thee sick .......!!!! , twas a pleasure and a priv of age to award one of thee best of thee blest best kipper of 2007 , makes us all smile like a kos of van twith a pledge book to have him back and to me thee smile says it all pillgrims .

Now that relocated thee pass of words ect and got this blogg sh**t down to thee max twill be a few more to follow ........!!!

Take care pillgrims and may thee lines scream like a suiside bomber of death in a sausage machine at walls .......!!!

Okay dokey .....!!!!!

Donn thee hat to one and all !!!!, after last taggin season , indeed a burn of owt pill had been popped !!!!!, but now after a dandy summer were back to stack ................!!!!

Alas thee fat lad and his wino wife of no joy ( s**t me , thee witch of thee west got nowt on her ) , took a disser pill to thee 88s , faces of death were in of deed thee order of thee day , thee camel popper twas Big shoes slop of drop !!!!! .

We have now tagged a new room for thee meetings and greetings :) :) :) . tis

Hollingworth Conservative Club
113 Market Street
Hollingworth
Hyde
Cheshire
SK 14 8HY

Own room and own bar :) .

Meetings are on 1st Tuesday of thee month .

Thee Vassey pillgrims twill indeed have another joy dropper and mellon topper this season

Oct 2nd : Thee one thee only John Milford ( ex PAC chairman) tis popping thee stage twith a slide show on tagging on lures and a stack blower of a vid on big big pussies .

Nov 6th : Video night .

Dec 4th : Popping thee pennies and tagging thee pounds , Mr Graham Slatter pushing thee go faster peddle ( but keeping a carefull eye on thee mpg ) to rock thee Vassey , Mind radger tis thee word from tother regions that have spyed thee show .

Jan 8th : Noddy of thee Neils stands in thee pull of pit , twith a small talk on building thee pretty pretty A+Es's , dandy and prettier than a Vagus angel and deadlier than Mrs K on thee jazz are these lures .

Feb 5th : Okay hide thee daughters and lock up thee fridges pillgrims !!!! Mark Barretts on thee stage , words to thee wise on tagging on thee fens , a Big Big Vassey welcome Billy Big shoes and mrs Goggings twill be popping a sweat on thee nosebag .

Mar 4th : S*** me blinder than sadams 2nd cousin on a pork chop gallows :) :) , alas could not find one of them donkeys that are full of goodies that thee beat twith a club( pin of yarda ):( :( .....!!!!! So in true Vassey style Thee Doon twill be tagged to thee ceiling and beaten twith big big sticks till his jew sack spills thee debloons :) :) ...

April 1st : King of thee Rivers of gold aka Keith Fox will be blowing stacks twith a slide of show on yorkshires finest big big girls , Indeed thee Fox dont do many shows , twill be a topper of a stack popper .

May 6th : presentation nite :)...

Are thee a Lost, Radged or just strange we take all in thee Vassey ..

Again on a speaker nite ( words to thee wise nite ) , £5.00 debloon entery but thee tagg a hot of supper !!!!! ( eat at thee own peril face , indeed a colon popper )

Mega raffles also on speaker nites .......!!!!!

All are indeed welcome !!!!! P.A.C. or Not (yet)

Kosh

Ok of dokey tis tocks to rock ........!!!!

Thee Vassey crew tas been quiter than a M88slim bomber twith a pork chop of death waving in thee wind :).......!!!!!!!!!!!

Were back to stack twith another show to blow .....!!!!!

Were packin and a stacking thee hall for a full full on nite ( no of sh*te ) twith thee one and only Eric of thee Edwards clan ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twill be a stack radger to thee max , i sh**t no man hes here to drop thee jaws and blow thee stacks !!!!!!!!!!! ( tav spyed thee disk and indeed a kipper kipper of classic ) all tagged from most of thee waters of thee north . Donn thee hat to thee man tas tagged many a fair and dandy fish from thee waters that scragg most ..........!!!!

Show to blow tis thee 6th March

Location : Hadfield Conservative Club , Hadfield , Glossop , Derbyshire .!!!

Cost: 5 debloons on thee door , sh**t me we feed thee twith a killer of a nose of bag that even fills thee big lads from china strangler land ..........!!!

Tocks : 8.00

Were popping a top top raffle of joy twith plenty of thee goodies .....!!!!!!!( not thee doons brick of brack :))

Tip for thee wise , tis a top top talk word on thee street it blew thee lake of sys away .........!!!!

Be of wise pill of grims popp thee bad roads to thee Vassey as twill radge thee .......!!!

Popping a Topper ...!!!!!!!!!

Indeed dister than thee mayor of dist ville then Luremania had to popp thee no of show at thee Vassey due to thee sale of luremania ....( weepy weepy crying like Doon when 10 bobb rolls to thee grid ) .

Twas going to popp an owd Jack win of thee stanly clan( aka thee blue diamond and white pearl viagra king of barnsley , some pretty pretty kippers in of deed ) video on thee tv .

Donn thee big big hat to neil of thee Shortlander who popped up like a camanchi on a mission , at last of thee tocks to popp us a slidey of shows. ( cheers and neck of oil mate )

Alas thee wench on thee grill and fill tis iller than a fat man on too too many mrs Goggins lunch tocks specials ..... so dont popp one on thee nosebag lads .....!!( Doons trying to sort but **** me roll thee dice and place thee bets )

Tis radged tis short word but neils popping to thee Vassey Tuesday thee 5th December at thee Conservative club , Thee Vassey ....!!!( aka Hadfield , Glossop, Derbyshire ) .

Show starts at 8.00 be there ........!!!!!!!!

Okay dokey pilgrims as al of ways thee Vassey has a show to blow thee stacks ....!!!!!! Popping a fast one in and a go go faster than a mrs Goggins pasty of death owt ...........!!!!!!!!, Don thee Hat to thee wise men that are racing and gracing thee Land of Loons , Toons and Fat bearded lasses with varicus of veins thee can gunn thee 8 ball express down ...........!!!!!!!!!!

SEPTEMBER 5TH : MEETING AND GREETING

OCTOBER 3rd: EDDIE TURNER .!!!!!!!!! ( LORD EDDIE POPPS THEE VASSEY ) MEGA PIKE FROM A MEGA MAN , THEE DOONS POPPING THEE FLAGS …..!!!!! AND MRS G'S BAKING THEE CAKES OF ANGLES ...!!!

NOVEMBER 7TH : VIDEO NIGHT

DECEMBER 5TH : LURE MANIA ( WITH A LURE STAND , SO BRING SOME DEBLOONS ) TAGGIN AND BAGGIN KIPPERS FROM ENGLAND , IRELAND AND SCOTLAND .....!!!

JANUARY 2ND : VIDEO NIGHT

FEBUARY 6TH : T.BC ( OR KIDNAPPED ) NEVILLE ( DEVIANT DIGGER ) FICKLING..( BLACK MASK AND GUN SMILEY ) PLEASE OF NOTE NO DWARFS OR HOLLOW FRUIT ...!!!

MARCH 6TH : ERIC EDWARDS TOP MAN FROM THEE NORTH .!!!!!!!!!, STACK TWILL RADGE BABYS ...!!!

APRIL 3RD : JOHN MILFORD EX PAC CHAIRMAN TWITH A LURE SHOW TO BLOW THEE STACKS.!!!!!!! AND POPP THEE PRIZES ….!!!!!!!!!

Spy thee Banner and join thee Flag .....!!!!!!!!