Okay dokey pillgrims , thee last show to blow on thee Vassey A- list is here....... , i shiit no man alive it took a full crate of wash and go and thee condition of 1 that i popp Mrs Koshs strighterer up to noddies i got him.......... Ladies and Gents boys and girls thee Vassey crew tis blest to tagg for thee last show of thee calander thee one thee only KEITH FOX aka King of thee Yorkshire Rivers ........!!!!

Thee Fox in of deed claimed never to pop a show to blow for none ........!!!, but fair words and thee Vodoo fuukin magic of death ( dolls twith mullet and spikes change a man face) just popped word hes coming to radge thee box and stack attack .........!!! Shiit me blind i can charm thee thong of mother tereser but have to ex of hume her 1st ....... Jaws dropp and mellons popp at thee totals of kippers that thee Fox has tagged thee whispers on thee wind tell of 5x30s and 200 x 20s all from north off north east .......!!!!! As usuall thee details ... Thee Fox does popp Vassey Town Date : Tuesday 1st April Location : Hollingworth Conservative Club , Hollingworth, Hyde , Cheshire Start of show : Show stopper at 8.00 pm Debloons : £5.00 on thee door , covers thee for full on big shoe buffet of joy .......!!!! Top top raffle to boot twith top prizes and a few trinkets from thee Doons .......

Another Vassey Classic tis topping thee winds....!!!Hide thee Daughters and popp a padlock on thee fridge pillgrims thee Man Beast from thee flat lands tiz a comming .!!!!

Region 88 are indeed proud ( popping thee blades of death .!!! sheep and small dwarfs on thee
blood stone of Sara Gogh ) to welcome Mark Barrett to thee Vassey .!!!!



Mark tis now a word popper im indeed many forms .!!! Not only thee on thee council of thee wise but also a f*x consultant and regular writer to bot P+P and that tother mag .!!!

Thee Man Beast twill be blowing stacks twill a talk on tagging and bagging in thee fens his way , this tiz another show not to miss or diss pillgrims ..

Okay thee talks at :

Hollingworth Con club , 113 Market street , Hollingworth , Hyde, Cheshire SK14 8HY

5th Febuary

Starts 8.00pm

£5.00 debloons on thee door , this includes a topper of a nosebag ( Thee Shoes got a big big pan !!!!!!! )

Mega raffle as well


As always no popper of wisdom leaves thee Vassey twith nowt ....!!!!


Twould be no no cl of ass tif thee dont see thee T of J MATE ....!!!!


Tis booked for a f******* .!!!!

Okay dokey another post from Vassey town , indeed sorry that thee Vassey crew been quiet on thee bloggs ..

First twould like to popp a big big thanks to both John MILFord and Graham Slatter for pushing the go faster peddle amd laying down thee rubber on thee badroads to Vassey Town in thee last few months ...!!!

John's talk on lure fishing twas a class act , Thee MILFS knowlage on tagging on twitchers and gluggers sheddied most mellons . Many thanks to Johnnny boy as twell for comming twith thee MILF , i hope that after dancing and a prancing twith stella thee didnt popp a hangover that twould diss a small german and indeed kill a full grow .........!!!

Lest thee MILF left twell donned and dressed mate ..

Another show to blow twas to follow as thee 88s stacks were radged and scragged by Mr Slatter, aka thee Alan Partidge of piking ( knowing me knowing thee aaahhh haaaaaaa ) , jaws dropped and the eyespyers popped twith fine words to thee wise on tagging big big girls on indeed a vast magnitude of waters from 10 bobb drains to thee vast ex of pancers of big big waters.!!!!

In of deed many many thanks from thee loons and toones from Region 88 ........!!!

We managed to popp thee widow popping and whellie topping "Buzz Buzz " back back owt of the house of thee sick .......!!!! , twas a pleasure and a priv of age to award one of thee best of thee blest best kipper of 2007 , makes us all smile like a kos of van twith a pledge book to have him back and to me thee smile says it all pillgrims .

Now that relocated thee pass of words ect and got this blogg sh**t down to thee max twill be a few more to follow ........!!!

Take care pillgrims and may thee lines scream like a suiside bomber of death in a sausage machine at walls .......!!!

Okay dokey .....!!!!!

Donn thee hat to one and all !!!!, after last taggin season , indeed a burn of owt pill had been popped !!!!!, but now after a dandy summer were back to stack ................!!!!

Alas thee fat lad and his wino wife of no joy ( s**t me , thee witch of thee west got nowt on her ) , took a disser pill to thee 88s , faces of death were in of deed thee order of thee day , thee camel popper twas Big shoes slop of drop !!!!! .

We have now tagged a new room for thee meetings and greetings :) :) :) . tis

Hollingworth Conservative Club
113 Market Street
Hollingworth
Hyde
Cheshire
SK 14 8HY

Own room and own bar :) .

Meetings are on 1st Tuesday of thee month .

Thee Vassey pillgrims twill indeed have another joy dropper and mellon topper this season

Oct 2nd : Thee one thee only John Milford ( ex PAC chairman) tis popping thee stage twith a slide show on tagging on lures and a stack blower of a vid on big big pussies .

Nov 6th : Video night .

Dec 4th : Popping thee pennies and tagging thee pounds , Mr Graham Slatter pushing thee go faster peddle ( but keeping a carefull eye on thee mpg ) to rock thee Vassey , Mind radger tis thee word from tother regions that have spyed thee show .

Jan 8th : Noddy of thee Neils stands in thee pull of pit , twith a small talk on building thee pretty pretty A+Es's , dandy and prettier than a Vagus angel and deadlier than Mrs K on thee jazz are these lures .

Feb 5th : Okay hide thee daughters and lock up thee fridges pillgrims !!!! Mark Barretts on thee stage , words to thee wise on tagging on thee fens , a Big Big Vassey welcome Billy Big shoes and mrs Goggings twill be popping a sweat on thee nosebag .

Mar 4th : S*** me blinder than sadams 2nd cousin on a pork chop gallows :) :) , alas could not find one of them donkeys that are full of goodies that thee beat twith a club( pin of yarda ):( :( .....!!!!! So in true Vassey style Thee Doon twill be tagged to thee ceiling and beaten twith big big sticks till his jew sack spills thee debloons :) :) ...

April 1st : King of thee Rivers of gold aka Keith Fox will be blowing stacks twith a slide of show on yorkshires finest big big girls , Indeed thee Fox dont do many shows , twill be a topper of a stack popper .

May 6th : presentation nite :)...

Are thee a Lost, Radged or just strange we take all in thee Vassey ..

Again on a speaker nite ( words to thee wise nite ) , £5.00 debloon entery but thee tagg a hot of supper !!!!! ( eat at thee own peril face , indeed a colon popper )

Mega raffles also on speaker nites .......!!!!!

All are indeed welcome !!!!! P.A.C. or Not (yet)

Kosh

Ok of dokey tis tocks to rock ........!!!!

Thee Vassey crew tas been quiter than a M88slim bomber twith a pork chop of death waving in thee wind :).......!!!!!!!!!!!

Were back to stack twith another show to blow .....!!!!!

Were packin and a stacking thee hall for a full full on nite ( no of sh*te ) twith thee one and only Eric of thee Edwards clan ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twill be a stack radger to thee max , i sh**t no man hes here to drop thee jaws and blow thee stacks !!!!!!!!!!! ( tav spyed thee disk and indeed a kipper kipper of classic ) all tagged from most of thee waters of thee north . Donn thee hat to thee man tas tagged many a fair and dandy fish from thee waters that scragg most ..........!!!!

Show to blow tis thee 6th March

Location : Hadfield Conservative Club , Hadfield , Glossop , Derbyshire .!!!

Cost: 5 debloons on thee door , sh**t me we feed thee twith a killer of a nose of bag that even fills thee big lads from china strangler land ..........!!!

Tocks : 8.00

Were popping a top top raffle of joy twith plenty of thee goodies .....!!!!!!!( not thee doons brick of brack :))

Tip for thee wise , tis a top top talk word on thee street it blew thee lake of sys away .........!!!!

Be of wise pill of grims popp thee bad roads to thee Vassey as twill radge thee .......!!!

Popping a Topper ...!!!!!!!!!

Indeed dister than thee mayor of dist ville then Luremania had to popp thee no of show at thee Vassey due to thee sale of luremania ....( weepy weepy crying like Doon when 10 bobb rolls to thee grid ) .

Twas going to popp an owd Jack win of thee stanly clan( aka thee blue diamond and white pearl viagra king of barnsley , some pretty pretty kippers in of deed ) video on thee tv .

Donn thee big big hat to neil of thee Shortlander who popped up like a camanchi on a mission , at last of thee tocks to popp us a slidey of shows. ( cheers and neck of oil mate )

Alas thee wench on thee grill and fill tis iller than a fat man on too too many mrs Goggins lunch tocks specials ..... so dont popp one on thee nosebag lads .....!!( Doons trying to sort but **** me roll thee dice and place thee bets )

Tis radged tis short word but neils popping to thee Vassey Tuesday thee 5th December at thee Conservative club , Thee Vassey ....!!!( aka Hadfield , Glossop, Derbyshire ) .

Show starts at 8.00 be there ........!!!!!!!!

Okay dokey pilgrims as al of ways thee Vassey has a show to blow thee stacks ....!!!!!! Popping a fast one in and a go go faster than a mrs Goggins pasty of death owt ...........!!!!!!!!, Don thee Hat to thee wise men that are racing and gracing thee Land of Loons , Toons and Fat bearded lasses with varicus of veins thee can gunn thee 8 ball express down ...........!!!!!!!!!!

SEPTEMBER 5TH : MEETING AND GREETING

OCTOBER 3rd: EDDIE TURNER .!!!!!!!!! ( LORD EDDIE POPPS THEE VASSEY ) MEGA PIKE FROM A MEGA MAN , THEE DOONS POPPING THEE FLAGS …..!!!!! AND MRS G'S BAKING THEE CAKES OF ANGLES ...!!!

NOVEMBER 7TH : VIDEO NIGHT

DECEMBER 5TH : LURE MANIA ( WITH A LURE STAND , SO BRING SOME DEBLOONS ) TAGGIN AND BAGGIN KIPPERS FROM ENGLAND , IRELAND AND SCOTLAND .....!!!

JANUARY 2ND : VIDEO NIGHT

FEBUARY 6TH : T.BC ( OR KIDNAPPED ) NEVILLE ( DEVIANT DIGGER ) FICKLING..( BLACK MASK AND GUN SMILEY ) PLEASE OF NOTE NO DWARFS OR HOLLOW FRUIT ...!!!

MARCH 6TH : ERIC EDWARDS TOP MAN FROM THEE NORTH .!!!!!!!!!, STACK TWILL RADGE BABYS ...!!!

APRIL 3RD : JOHN MILFORD EX PAC CHAIRMAN TWITH A LURE SHOW TO BLOW THEE STACKS.!!!!!!! AND POPP THEE PRIZES ….!!!!!!!!!

Spy thee Banner and join thee Flag .....!!!!!!!!

Okay pilgrims welcome to thee vassey blog .......!!!!!!!!!

Region 88 of thee P.A.C. ( land of thee damned , home to thee strange .....) meetings and greetings are indeed held 1st tuesday of every month at Hadfield Conservative Club , meetings start at 8.00pm till late running and a gunning from sept _ april ...., tip for thee wise popp one in early get some neck oil and thrill and chill .???? with thee Doon .!!!!!!!????

Thee dont need to be ragged scragged nor bagged to get in , thee miscreant possy takes all twith a passion mates ....!!!!! but does indeed help

All meetings be it video night or words from thee guest speakers ( indeed a show to blow this year ( calander ) ) has a full on nosebag to tagg ( hot food twith a vegi spec ) ..!!!

Video nights £3.00 ( debloons)

Guest speaker : £ 5.00 ( debloons )

Bewise , bewarned and be FULL ON .........!!!!!!!!!

S**t no smileys boo hoo hoo , and best of the english for thee P.A.C.........!!!!